Survivor: Immunity Challenge 28

What enquiring minds really want to know about Jed's object, but are too afraid to ask . . .

1) Is your object your 3-1/2 inch floppy?

2) Would your object displace as much heavy water as would 1/10,000 the number of World Cup regulation-sized soccer balls that, when deflated, would displace as much Dr. Pepper as would the Millenium Falcon were it to be dunked in the largest bathtub of Dr. Pepper that ever there was?

3) Is your object more beautiful than the flowers in the average flower shop one might pass on the street during a date?

4) If your object were shot out of the cannon attached to a large weapons-grade SUV, and that SUV were driving up a 27 degree incline at 93.5 miles per hour, and assuming that the road is moving side-ways at 4 miles per hour, is the number of seconds it would take for that object to reach Britney Spear's head greater than 3?

5) Could one find a picture of the King of Pop with your object were one to type "sex" into an Internet search engine?

6) Has your object ever been featured on the Maxim Magazine website?

7) Has your object ever "impressively" been the subject of "published" "academic" "research"?

8) Is your object decorated in a tasteful selection of shades of light blue?

Question for Brian: Are you eating that mushroom that is under your name?

Question for Beach: How many times have you taken a hockey stick to the head?

Enough to recognize the early signs of psychosis.

That answer goes for me and my question, too.

Yeah, but my psychosis does not usually show up in public.

darn shame, that is

So, Brian, have you heard of this new show called American Idol?

Why, yes I have. I am an avid fan.

OK, so you did a simple Google search. To prove your love for the show, what did she sing last tuesday.

1) Who are you to question my devotion to my fellow Taurean, Kelly?

2) You'd better call after the next episode and vote for her even if you didn't vote for Jed's "friend" in Maxim.

3) Her songs from last week were (a) It's Raining Men (a classic, and I hope you didn't miss the Cowboy outfit); and (b) I Surrender (beautiful, powerful, and you see the stunning dress and $9 million necklace she wore for that number above

4) If you say she's just gonna wind up being a country singer, you are just darn wrong.

OK, you have now publicly confessed your love for the show American Idol, how does that make you feel?

"I feel like a natural woman"




























(One of the first songs Kelly Clarkson performed on the show)

Have you ever been naked with this object more than once in a week?
ScreenName: NonEcdicus
Question #372


Does this object have anything to do with guns and/or roses?
ScreenName: NonEcdicus
Question #5,089

Question: Can this object cure Brian's psychosis?
Screen Name:Exploder101
Guess # 888



Cori

Question: Can this object cure Brian's psychosis?

Cori, I think you may have meant Brians'.

Hey one of the contestants from the first couple of shows, Alexis Lopez, is from Modesto (where I am from and where Brian used to live). She sings at this little Karoeke bar/sushi joint that I frequent often called Toris.