My Public Appeal

I think the great philosopher Homer Simpson said it best when he said "To alcohol ... the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!" In honor of his brilliance the reason you shouuld vote for me is purely a bribe, and nothing else. I will use the money to take all of you all out for a drink (or two) the next time that I see you at a tournament.

That is all, and remember that I was the first to post, even if it was a couple of days late.