Favorite movie quote?

[Western Amy]

Thought this could be fun

[Liz]

"You never fuck me and I always have to drive!"
Can anyone guess that quote?
It's one of my favorites.

[stannard67]

"Did you and Mary have sexual intercourse?...There's a baby at the hospital, and you're the father...After the two of you are married, which should be very soon, you can pick the baby up!"
--Ersaserhead (Dir. David Lynch)

[prez]

"Why should I change? He's the one who sucks"
-Michael Bolton

"it WAS an ok name, until that no talent ass clown came along and started winning grammy's all the time"
- Michael Bolton

"I can't say I've been MISSING work"
-peter, to the bobs

eh.. the entire movie is highly quotable.

[Western Amy]

One of my favorite debate memories. . .EVER. . .is sitting in the movie room at the air force tournament and listening to ML do Milton.

. . .but, but. . .i was told that i could listen to the radio. . .at a reasonable volume. . . .

[USC MissingLink]

"Try not to suck any dicks on your way through the parking lot!" - Clerks

"I would like to have seen Montana." - The Hunt for Red October

"We'll never survive!"
"Nonsense, you're only saying that because nobody ever has."
-The Princess Bride

"Bye bye boys!"
"Have fun storming the castle!"
"Think it'll work?"
"It would take a miracle..."
- The Princess Bride

"What was that for?"
"Because you've always been so kind to me and I won't be seeing you since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite."
"Won't that be nice. She kissed me!!"
- The Princess Bride

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - The Princess Bride

"This is what I call a target rich environment. Goose, even you could get laid in a place like this."
"I'd be happy to find a woman who would talk dirty to me."
- Top Gun

"He went like this, we went like this, I say to Wolfman 'where'd he go?" Wolfman's like 'where'd whoooo gooooo?'" - Top Gun

"That's right, Ice... Man. I am dangerous." - Top Gun

"Take caution in your tone commander. I'm a fair man but this... fucking heat is making me absolutely crazy." - A Few Good Men

"You wanna investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat breakfast four hundred yards from ten thousand Cubans who are trained to kill me so don't think that for one second you can come down here flash a badge and make me nervous." - A Few Good Men

"You see Danny, I can handle the bombs, the bullets and the blood. I don't want money and I don't want metals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some fucking curtousy. You gotta ask me nicely." - A Few Good Men

"I'm your huckleberry. That's just my game." - Tombstone

"Why Ed, what an ugly thing to say, I abhor ugliness, does this mean we're not friends anymore. Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it." - Tombstone

"I want a hard-target search of every town house, farm house, barn house, dog house and out house in that area. Your fugative's name is Richard Kimbell. Go get him." - The Fugative

"Have you ever danced with the devil under the pale moonlight?" - Batman

"Keaten used to say that he didn't believe in God, but he feared him. Well I believe in God and the only thing that scares me is Kaiser Soze." - The Usual Suspects

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist." - The Usual Suspects

"Hey you guuuyyyyyssss!!" - The Goonies

"I can't tell if it's an A sharp or B flat."
"If you're wrong, we'll all be flat..."
- The Goonies

Just to name a few...

jEd

[Kurtis Blow]

yeah, pretty much anything from the princess bride.

[USC MissingLink]

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my favorite movie

[WWUPhil]

"A dingo ate my baby"
-Quigley down under

[Western Amy]

Jed, you can't have princess bride!!!! It's my favorite and i'm the girl, so i should get the romance movie. Pick soemthing with heavy metal.

"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies"
Shawshank

[zacariasla]

"just call me Jesse Owens"
Half Baked
"You said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace, how much did that cost?"
Half Baked

[USC MissingLink]

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as anyone who claims to like this movie should know, it's not a kissing book.

it's got fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters,
chases, escapes, True Love, miracles....

so you can't have it Amy :(

jEd

[DreinCali]

"Whatever, it's all mental masturbation."
"Now we're getting to something you know something about."
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." -Annie Hall

"The rest of the country looks upon New York like we're-we're left-wing Communist, Jewish, homosexual, pornographers. I think of us that way, sometimes, and I-I live here." -Annie Hall

(note: I was VERY disappointed to meet my first real New Yorker, Dan Pawson, who was none of those things)

"Jesus esta in Tijuana?"- Born in East L.A.

"What's happening...Waaaaaas sap-pen-ning!"
-Born in East L.A

"Mexican Americans / love education / so they go to night school / and they take Spanish / and get a B" - Cheech and Chong's Next Movie (I'm not a pothead by any stretch of the imagination but the "Mexican Americans" song is priceless)

Annie Hall and Born in East L.A. are possibly my favorite 2 movies of all time. I don't think anyone else in the known universe would say that, so watch them if you need some insight into my character :)

Dre

[scooter]

"Tu n’as rien vu à Hiroshima . . . à rien." "J’ai tout vu . . . tout," -- Hiroshima mon amour
"You have seen nothing in Hiroshima... nothing." "I have seen all... all"-- Hiroshima my love

(Warning-- nasty word):

"Do you know what your cunting little daughter did?" Excorcist (damned close to being as good as the book).

S

[saucyboy2004]

"And I'm not afraid to use legal jargon in everyday conversation...(pinches ass)...I object!!!" ~Legally Blonde

"You wanna make it right? Then when you come to nationals, bring it. Don't slack off because you feel sorry for us. That way, when we beat you, we'll know it's because we're better." ~Bring It On

"All right, that's it, get out of the car! I'm going to kick your ass!!!" ~Bring It On

I can see my credibility sinking rapidly as I type this...
~alf

[pattybar]

"What we need is a plan...." "Listen to me"....

and (my favorite)

"The Debate Coach is the most important person on campus..."...

Actually, my favorite is the line I can't quote exactly... about debate being rougher than football because girls and boys play together...

And, any line from Office Space, "PC Load Letter, what the F**** does that mean?".

Patty

[USC MissingLink]

"Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live diserve death. And many that die diserve life. Can you give it to them Frodo?" - Ghandalf Lord of the Rings: The Followship of the Ring

Has anyone seen the extra footage at the end of FOTR? I went and saw the movie again just to see it, but it wasn't there :( . You can download it though here (http://www.movie-list.com/l/lordoftheringstrilogy.shtml). I can't wait for this movie. It seems really dark...

jEd

[scooter]

"I have not been myself; I have not seemed myself. Perhaps that is the matter: I have forgotten how to 'seem'."

The Madness of King George

Been one of those kinds of days...

S

[smiley30girl]

"So until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value."
-Clueless

"Today- today is that girl."
-Changing Lanes (a way lame movie unless infiltrated with many Berkely folks to make fun of it with you)

"I dont think I"ve been called a butthead since junior high." "Not to your face."
-Legally Blonde

Audrey :)

[ML]

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of our problems"
Homer Simpson, aka The Beer Baron...

Other favorites:

"F**k me gently with a chainsaw..."
Heathers, (and oh there are soooo many more from that movie...brilliant)

"These are simple people, salt of the earth, with limited perspective and values. You know, morons."

"'Scuze me while I whip this out..."
Blazing Saddles

"It's not lying. It's a gift for fiction."
State and Main

"These are the days the pages of history tell us would be spent much better lying in bed."

"Can you use a typewriter?
No thanks, I've got one."
The Philidelphia story

I don't remember aping Milton, but I have been told I evoke a mean Milhouse from time to time...."I need those to live..."

ML

[NonEcdicus]

Embarrasingly enough, two of my most favorite movie quotations are Julia Roberts and Macaully Culkin <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif ALT=":o">

"Oh! You're a lawyer?"
"Hell no. I hate lawyers, I just work 'em." (Erin Brokovich)

"What do you think this is? A game?" (The Good Son)


Some other close-seconds:

"I like games." (Tank Girl) [That whole scene, well, really that whole movie, is the single greatest film of all time.]

"Never bullshit a bullshitter." (Six Degrees of Separation)

"When you realize that you can do anything, no one can touch you, you can fly." (The Good Son)

"I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?" (Clerks)

"This was not just a matter of chance. No. These strange things happen all the time." (Magnolia)


-Brian :)

[Western Amy]

Corky St. Clair: Well, then, I just HATE you... and I hate your... ass... FACE!

Also Corky: So what I'm understanding here, correct me if I'm wrong, is that you're not giving me any money so now I'm left basically with nothing. I'm left with zero. What can I do with zero, y'know, what can...I-I can't do anything with it. This is my life here, we're talking about we're not talking about something else, we're talking about my life, y'know and it's forcing me to do something I don't want to do. To leave to go out and just leave and go home and say make a clean cut here and say 'no way, corky. you're not putting up with these people and I'll tell why I can't put up with you people because you're bastard-people! That's what you are! You're just bastard people and I'm goin' home and I'm gonna I'm gonna bite my pillow. It's what I'm gonna do.

[zacariasla]

"Know him(Jesus), N**** owes me 12 bucks"
Dogma
"To believe a married couple never got down, thats just plain gullibility"
Dogma

[USC MissingLink]

"Your best? Losers are always whining about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen." - The Rock

[Western Amy]

Are we really going for the beauty that is kevin smith?

Some are just too bad to say. . .

Silent Bob: Adventure, excitement... a Jedi craves not these things.

You know what? There is no easter bunny!!!

Brodie: Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent--I don't care which one--but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator!

[Western Amy]

And yes. . .from the Princess Diaries

"I've never put on panty hose but it sounds dangerous"

[zacariasla]

"They go together like lamb and tuna fish"
big daddy
"I have nipples greg, could you milk me?"
meet the parents
"probably because it sounds scary"
true lies
"come with me if you want to live"
T2
"whoa"
any keanu reeves movie
"I hate that bob barker"
happy gilmore
"fuck it ill do the fight for free"
snatch
"his name is robert paulson"
fight club

[stannard67]

"This is my BOOMSTICK!"

[Western Amy]

Shop smart, shop S-mart

[WWUPhil]

"Hey baby, hail to the King"

[WWUPhil]

On that theme(spoof of horror)

"I kick ass for the LORD!"
--Priest kicking some zombie ass(Dead Alive)

[stannard67]

Reporter: "Sheriff, are these zombies slow-moving?"
Sheriff: "Yeah, um...they're dead...they're all messed up."

[DisraeliGiers411]

"You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
_Dr. Strangelove_

"Television is the retina of the modern mind's eye"
- Dr. Oblivion in _Videodrome_

"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!"
Howard Beale in _Network_

"I'm paraphrasing myself of course, but if Plato is a fine red wine then Aristotle is a dry martini"
-Chet in _Kicking and Screaming_

giersdorf

[Liz]

But I'm thinking of words, and the roots of words and sometimes in Latin. 'Is it abbreviated?', 'is it plural?' These are the questions I ask myself."
-Kicking and Screaming

[Hollywood Gringo]

" I hate waiting"
- Princess Bride

" 15 Bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money doesnt show then you owe me owe me owe"
- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

" And as for you Bendaeho <hey what kind of spelling do you expect from someone who took French for 2 years <all the girls took French>>, you pull any of your crazy shit with us. You flash your piece out on the lanes. I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes click"

"Jesus"

"that's right man, nobody fucks with the Jesus"
- The Big Lebowski

"I want my 2 dollers!!!"
- Better Off Dead <there i go dating myself again>

[MSCD Roadrunner]

"You try to plan for the unexpected, which means it's really not unexpected, because you're expecting it. That leaves you vulnerable to the truly unexpected, because you're not expecting it." - Bandits

"Oh my God, I'm a trend pimp!" - Josie and the Pussycats

"So up there in the ferris wheel, it was an old woman kissing a young boy?" - Before Sunrise

"You did not just shoot that green shit at me!" - ID4

[Beach13]

"Who is Kaiser Soze."
- Usual Suspects

[zacariasla]

"Chekov, well this here is Mccoy if we find a Spock we've got ourselves an away team."
boondock saints

[exploder101]

I read a selection from the book, HIROSHIMA, MY LOVE...but didn't ever find the movie...where did you see it?

Cori

[scooter]

Cori:

I saw it in my French film class... cool class-- tests were painful and if we got caught speaking English, it really hit the fan, but a cool class none the less.

I am not sure who carries a copy of it; I know that I saw one at Hollywood Video but that was again a while ago.

I would recommend seeing it-- the "dust" in the beginning (where the dialoque that I noted takes place) takes on eerie meaning the film. It's a fine work.

S

[AClare]

I thought this would be highly appreciated by anyone who's ever had someone ask them in a debate round where they got their information:

(Russian Ambassador) DeSadeski:

There are those of us who fought against it, but in the end we could not keep up with the expense involved in the arms race, the space race, and the peace race. And at the same time our people grumbled for more nylons and washing machines. Our doomsday scheme cost us just a small fraction of what we'd been spending on defense in a single year. But the deciding factor was when we learned that your country was working along similar lines, and we were afraid of a doomsday gap.

(US President) Muffley:

This is preposterous. I've never approved of anything like that.

DeSadeski:

Our source was the New York Times.
___________________________________

[stannard67]

"Nice job, FOCKER!"

[CMSUbigpoppadb8]

"Your ego is writing checks your body can't cash"
--Top Gun

"First you have to do the truffel shuffel"-Mouth
-- Goonies

[MSCD Roadrunner]

Not exactly a movie quote, but I was watching Law and Order last night, and almost fell out of my chair:

"I object your Honor, this case is being argued in the temporal plane!"

[No Talent Clown]

"I've said it before and I'll say it again...life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you might miss it."

Ferris Beuhlers Day Off

"Give em' the Heater!!!"

Major League

"BOOOOM, BABY!"

Koosko, The Emperors New Groove

"Brad, for fourteen years I've been a whore for the Ad Industry. The only was I could save myself now is if I start firebombing."

American Beauty

"My job basically consists of masking my contempt for the assholes in charge and at least once a day retreating to the bathroom to jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell."

American Beauty

"Oh, I'll Bring it."

Bring it On

Not from a movie but still funny:

Marge: "We drove around and till three a.m. looking for another all you can eat fish resteraunt..."

Lyonell Hutz: "...and when you couldn't find one?"

Marge: "We went fishing....*sobb*"

Hutz: "Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, does this sound like the testamony of a man who had ALL HE COULD EAT?"

Sea Captain of Jury (standing up) "That could have been MEEEE!"

[NonEcdicus]

Hello and welcome to Net Benefits, T-Money! In your honor, here are just a couple of my favorite quotations from some high quality dramas:

"What is your opinion of the American?"
"He has the largest cock I've ever seen." --SuperCock (1975)

"When did you know your cock was a champion?"
"When he was just a little pecker." --SuperCock (1975)

"One's cock must not only be strong, but look beautiful as well." --SuperCock (1975)

"I think that bird has more of a heart than you ever will." --Cockfighter (1974)

"I'm not going to spend my life training chickens to be better killers." --Roosters (1993)

"They're mean ... he feeds them chickens coal and they shit diamonds!" --Inbred Rednecks (1998 )

[USC MissingLink]

"Here's to evolution."
I shit you not, the last line of Reign of Fire.

Saw it with a group of people, and realized the methodological error with selecting a movie that no one had seen. There's probably a reason that no one has seen it. The movie is aweful, but believe it or not the acting is pretty good...

Not a quote, but the first 10 minutes of Goldmember

jEd

[No Talent Clown]

Hey Brian!

Thanks for the welcome! I find your quotes fitting on many, many levels...Are still in Eastern Europe? Speaking of which, back channel me, champ. We've got a lot to talk about! Now, in honor of you, my favorite Hoya, Brian Shipley:

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, I might leave in a body bag, but never in cuffs."
X-Ibit

"Bulldoggin' ho's like them Georgetown Ho-ya's..."
OutKast

I just realized that I've been listening to too much damn rap...

"I'm not a lawyer, but I play one on TV."
Troy Mclure, The Simpsons

"We expect great thing from you, Mr. Potter"
Harry Potter. It just occured to me that if you were ten and Brittish, you really could be Harry...

"I'll take some F-ing respect from you for starters."
The Score. I get the impression that that quote of something close to it has been shouted in many tab rooms over the years...

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
Fight Club. That one is in honor of you telling me once that a nice suite does not make me B.J. Southard.

"Self Improvement is Masturbation."
Fight Club. Keep on smokin' the cancer sticks, B-$!

[airassault101]

how about the entire first half of full metal jacket.

"i made him an offer he couldn't refuse"
godfather

the opening monolouge of patton...very excellent

"excellent" bill and ted

oh i could go on forever...i'll just leave it at that
ken
p.s. the dvd collection is currently at 420...eat your heart out jed...lol

[MSCD Roadrunner]

Just caught this one:

"C'mon, do some of that pilot shit!"
-Top Gun, which plays on a loop at my friendly local pilot supply store. I love the movie, but if I worked there, I think I'd have to destroy that tape.

[DreinCali]

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, I might leave in a body bag, but never in cuffs."
X-Ibit

Sorry, I just caught that someone quoted that. I once wrote that whole line out on my Shakespeare:Later Plays final just to see if my professor was paying any attention. It was under the pretense of interpreting Macbeth's struggle against fate and the line "Lay on, Macduff! / And cursed be him that first cries, 'Hold, enough!'" I properly credited Xzibit, too. My professor didn't notice, gave me an A-. Just a random anecdote.

Andrea

[Dan6814]

That's my favorite Shakespeare line, actually; otherwise I'd never be able to correct the English major on her British plays: "and DAMNED be him that first cries, "Hold, enough!"

I had a professor in high school that put us in groups to write huge (100+ pages) term papers, but never read the things; people have put blank pages in there, pages that read solely, "I bet you aren't reading this"... Our best guess is that she just weighs them.

Dan

[USC MissingLink]

When I was a Junior in highschool, we had to memorize the Hamlet to be or not to be speech. I was really busy and didn't really have time to do it. So a week before it was due, we had a substitute teacher. He did all the stuff he was supposed to do, and at the end of class, he asked it any of us wanted to do our speeches early for a few extra credit points.

I figured what the hell... My speech was like this:

To be, or not to be, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take up arms against them, and by opposing them, end them. Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day to the last syllabul of recorded history. And all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death. Out, out breif candle. Life is but a walking shadow; a poor player who struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot. Full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.

Of course, most of you will recognize that most of that speech is from Macbeth; we'd memorized it earlier in the class and I just neatly transitioned into it. I got full credit, i was a hero in the class, and i got extra credit for doing it early to boot. Silly, stupid English teachers..

jEd

[DreinCali]

OK, I got it wrong, points for Dan. (How are you, Dan, by the way? Drop me a line sometime.) Though my edition actually says "damn'd." Let's not bash English teachers in general; apparently you just had a inattentive sub. I for some reason DO know Hamlet's whole speech and now it's just taking up space in my head (along with 'The quality of mercy is not strained,' "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock," and the entire 'Walrus and the Carpenter' from Alice and Wonderland.)

Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach? Or, more importantly, do I dare to drink another beer?

:) Dre (the English teacher).

[Western Amy]

As i live and breathe. . .there may be someone as dorky/literary as myself. My head swims also with the walrus and the carpenter, jabberwocky, Stopping by woods on a snowy evening, many shel silverstein poems, a whole lot of the play much ado about nothing, and WAY too many movies

[NoGraveButTheSea]

I am a boy so will give the ultimate quote from the ultimate boy movie.
"Leave the gun, take the Canoli."
-The Godfather

[lucid]

This is perhaps the most quotable movie ever. Nice choices, prez.

Mike
wyo