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Rebeccah Sharp
02-01-05, 09:36 AM
Does it deserve to stay? Plead its case!



AhhAlegra
The sick thing about it is, before NPTE, Jed said, "you don't get it Dre, it's changed since you graduated (TWO YEARS AGO), it really is that fast." And Jed was right. Crazy!

AhhAlegra
Dude, my uterus is tiiiiiiiiight. I should be UterusDre. Respect the uterus, people! -- Please don't quote this, anyone. The uterus needs a break from the public eye...

AhhAlegra
I scat upon you!

AhhAlegra
Who quoted me again?? Stop quoting the uterus! Get your own reproductive organ quotes of the moment!

AhhAlegra
Ohh, diversity. dvsji esfijo #*(&$( xcij fawji. That is my opinion

Syphonhail
Patty, are you wanting to ban Dre's uterus? Isn't it time that we get the government and Jed out of people's uteruses?

AhhAlegra
I hereby declare the Net-Benefits obsession with my uterus dead. It is no more. Goodbye, uterus.


pattybar
I'm not sure it could be described as anything other than a hate-fuck...


DB8 MissingLink
Let's not hijack this thread with needless quabbeling, heh? You've done that in two other threads, and this one was made as a legitimate request for help.


Western Amy
Thread hijacker. . .way to ruin a perfectly good cyber-flirtation between two hot men. I won't even grace this response with a proper spanking.


WWUPhil
Dobbe- ass off fuckhead.

lucid
Travis, who cares that this anonymous rape farm called you racist.

scooter
bagpipes: Sex symbol

Alan Tauber
"Hear me Brodak! Tauber owns your soul!"


DB8 MissingLink
just remember the wicked step daughters thought Cinderella was the red-headed step-daughter too... and then she turned out to be the queen of the nile and all in those fancy leotards and that funky feather hat.


SOC_Ryan
How many times do you have to beat a team in order to own their soul?


musicalcheese
Goals have pathways, pathways make a map, a map is a picture, a picture is worth a thousand words, so make the story of your life more than that!


Bro
If you believe in Santa Claus, does that mean you have to believe in the Eastery Bunny too?

moviemaniac2
Could it be man porn?

Isamuel
you know you can edit your posts right? but only if you write, at the bottom, 'REASON FOR EDIT: Needed to edit things.'

lucid
Can your posts be edited away altogether? That would be cool.


patio11
Your students are the European Union? I feel sorry for you. France is insufferably arrogant because he was the soccer captain at prep school, and he and his best buddy Germany hog all of the class time while telling that diligent student Poland to shut up and sit in the corner. Half of the rest of the class is too stoned to care. Great Britain, on the other hand, is so disgusted with the lot that he would rather be hanging with his childhood buddy in that other class, America (well, OK, Great Britain spent most of their childhood pounding the tar out of him but they're largely over it), who consistently manages to keep getting himself elected to all the leadership positions even though he's got a nasty case of bipolar disorder (he seems to be in a "Red" phase for about four more years, after that, God only knows).



scooter
I am so very glad for Gay porn!


Db8DorkzAnon
Examples include The Joy of Sex, Kama Sutra, and anything with Heather Brooke.


Banshee
You forge that I now dehumanize you and I will, therefore, kick you like a chair, because thats what people do: they go around kicking chairs.


Dudley
Oh, and instead of cutting him, we should trade him to the Kansas City Royals. That way he would never ever win again. EVER!

patio11
The Israelis would LOVE a reanimating Zombie Arafat. Then they could kill him again, and again, and again. And the international community wouldn't be able to complain, because he is already dead. It would be Sharon's first order of business every morning -- "How are we going to kill Arafat today? Have we tried smothering him in hot fudge and kittens yet? No? Well, lets try, should be interesting. Alright, now about those settlements..."


Mastermind
One of my teammates in a round: "I have a friend that speaks Muslim."


APDA Helen
Come debate a wide variety of interesting cases – ranging from politics and philosophy to your favorite movies – against the best the East Coast has to offer in scenic West Philadelphia, PA.


boredguy8
lol 7 off? that is so weak sauce. when i was a policy debater i had 3 disads 2 kritiks 2 counterplans t and a spec argument, minimum.


tarvis79
I was recently told that doing parli meant that I was some sort of less intelligent, less articulate, less skilled debater with less of a work ethic than any NDT debater.


SMumps
oh and I'm an expert on fiat so please do not argue with me.


cheesewright
i do all my drinking with philosopher kings. we busted down the door-- from the world of shadows to the world of forms. i stand above a field of sophists i have slayed, and their blood will feed the crops for years.


Kissable Kate
Obviously the Mountain was not satisfied with your sacrifice the first time around.


Brendo
React with JUNGLE-LAW!


PFuhrman
Kate- are there tornadoes in your house now?


Mastermind
As bad as your life gets, consider the burden of the feudal serf.


Alan Tauber
P.S. No really, I care. I didn't just post here to get a triple crown.


tarvis79
"The beatings will continue until morale improves."


Alan Tauber
Wow. A cookie. My $100K investment was all worth it.


t2k
It would appear i could be winning with the power of a Panda Samuari on my side. And I'll do a jello fight but I'm not paying for the jello, unless it's lime because that flavor is just plane old tasty. Hmmm, just getting hungry thinking about it...errr... I mean getting ready just thinking about this jello fight, yea that's it.

Ozymandias
That conjures up memories of Little Nicky and Satan gleefully shoving pineapples up Hitler's ass while Hitler was wearing a French maid's outfit."


bnm
Yeah, that fat transsexual panda is really a match for my lean, mean Jinsu Panda, Patrick, a real match.....


bnm
Um, I just now realized that Tiny owes me a Jello fight.

Arthur Barnhouse
Orange Jell-o! I've got a thing for chicks covered in orange stuff.


Mastermind
Must the challenge of Postmodernity be the despair of relativism, or can it be the hope of eclecticism?



Pattybar
That is better... although that one looks rather demonic... it is better than the one having sex with a dead dog.

RLayne
I mean you have your own uterus…why can’t that be enough?

RLayne
I work at 2PM to 2AM. That's the life of a carny.

Arabian Knight
Travis, the flag burning amendment isn't going to die. Its like the This or That thread of congress.

steinguitar
Sorry, Ehrlich's ass.

JohnHrabe
BULLSHIT MALLEN!!!! BULLSHIT!!!! Starship troopers was one of the best movies ever made. Ever. Anything else is 10 pounds of monkey shit in a 5 pound bag, man!

NotAnOrganMatt
Hello. Our investigation is complete. It did not take long. The noise was caused by a big fucking bomb. Later.

lucid
EDITED FOR ME TO APPEAR A PERSON IN CONTROL OF HIMSELF.

Dog Day Prophet
Pray for mercy from...PUSSSSS....in boots!


Arabian Knight
Asskicking is asskicking. Don't discriminate, eliminate.


Steinguitar
Quit? You know, once I was thinking of quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France 5 times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying of that's keeping you from the finals?

Franklin Delano Roosevelt
"Even for a dead guy, you're still a useless do-nothing bum."


ISamuel
John Kerry in '04: Come On, That'd Be Hot


JohnHrabe
I say let the kids scream all they want, and let the adults fuck

Stanford
Club 5 Rocks!

wherestoto9484
real feminists wear skirts


Seoulman
I would just be sure to be in the front of the hike.


DB8 MissingLink
No kids on the way, but I'm strongly lobbying for her to name the firstborn either: Jed, Netben, or Deebaeetwer.

Tutakai
There is no evidence to support the frequent assertions that Bush was involved with Enron's shenanigans


Seoulman
It just seems more lick-able without a ring.


iaink
the best are the smokers who occasionally set fire to their notes, with fag in one hand and gin and tonic in the other.


ISamuel
Turn, circles good.

Travo
Where is Brendo, with his pictures of adorable kitties, when he is most needed?

ihatedebate
Your morally superior anti-intellectualism is repugnant and offensive

Arabian Knight
I know a few positions you won't want to contract out of.

Arabian Knight
Jason, I don't Patty wants to know why you were at my place at 10 in the morning.

Arabian Knight
Why must every thread degenerate into an intelligent discussion, rather than being what it was intended to be: warrantless,

testosterone-filled smack-talking!

Arabian Knight
For if we take scenario #1, we accept a causal / chronological relationship, we first accept the first plank of the

statement, then the second and, in doing so, reject the first, but then we realize that by taking this process of deduction

and applying it unto the problem that it applies unto the process as well, invalidates the outcome of this intellectual

exercise, and allows the first thesis to be correct again.

moviemaniac2
Is it a man crush brendo?

WWUPhil
So do your bongs share in sex like your sex partners used to share in your weed?


wherestoto9484
never plan your future. if you do, you'll spend all your time trying to get to -that point- and miss the ride. besides, half

the fun is moving halfway across the country and not knowing what you're going to do next. its life. enjoy it.


anon
some people like their cucumbers pickled


Flowers
Israel is just a big ol' stinky bulldog that just wants is chewtoy back...

DB8 MissingLink
Gay marriage, anyone? I do.


EnergetiQ
Thanks you, now I have even less of a clue than before when I had no clue. We see a net solvency turn for the forces of

stupidity.



Jatkins
Debate in verse, though dorky, doth compel, The marriage of our wits to our replies, Our arguments so simple thus to sell,

The medium's tricks do thusly cloud our eyes. When we to style such great attentions pay, Our focus on our warrants we may

lose, The form alone would therefore we obey, And substantive debate wouldst that abuse. Rejoinder in poetic verse attracts,

As novelty and humor it invokes, While these things our discourse may well have lacked, This fallacy of form our reason

chokes. I urge us then to steer another course; But first we must stop beating this dead horse.



Seoulman
Damn Patrick. I love you boy, but you got to stop inserting Japan into EVERYTHING!


Samopolis
Boom-cha. Discotheque. Boom-cha.

Samopolis
The iconoclast is despised for the threat of disruption that he brings to society, until the day his vision and courage

saves it from a far greater menace.


Kissable Kate
I figured out where that lying bastard Time lives. Oh yeah, she's gonna get it.


DB8 MissingLink
You know, the solution is to submit other QOTM's so that the frequency of Ken's are reduced . Surely, I have some gems

worthy of adding...


skibum
solvency press: if you give Jake $75 to buy booze, he will buy $40 of alcohol, a pack of cigarettes, pocket the rest, and

then he will proceed to share that $40 of alcohol with other people (generally female) at said party with the net result that

he will not get nearly as drunk as your plan says and female y will certainly end up more drunk than him.

tutakai
It might help Clark in the primaries, but it is death on a Triscuit in the general election.


ISamuel
My next response is Blaaarrgghhaaaraaaggg!!!


ISamuel
You must be a wizard with the ladies.


Prez
Hrabe was too embarrassed to say this- but he couldn't decide who the front man of O town was- so he said that Nick Lachey

of 98 degrees is his favorite...

TTJoe
I've lied like a snake, and I'd proudly do it again. It is the nature of the game.

Samopolis
Never have I had so much fun staring at a tree...

airassault101
hey didn't all of the major news carriers make cool war graphics....i guess that they all must be biased and thus not worthy

of our attention....damn the money making laws of news t.v.

ISamuel
Don't Mine. The risk/reward ratio is anemic.

ISamuel
Hey what's up? Well, see ya later.

UrAffisUzeless
Lesbians can have oral sex??

DB8 MissingLink
I get very frustrated by her "I get it!" comments! Ok; I don't. Sue me! Damn it!

jatkins
This man should be delegitimated, preferably decisively, with the spontaneous disclosure of a shotgun round to the back of

his skull.

DB8 MissingLink
Yay discussion. Boo capitalistic censorship. Yay Dre's uterus.

patio11
T isn't a dodge away from substantive issues. Abusive cases are a dodge away from substantive issues -- scoring cheap points

off of Lockheed-Martin or Rick Santorum when you're 99% guaranteed that all five people in the room agree with you isn't

discussing substantive issues, its rhetorical auto-eroticism.

DeviousSavant
And if you can find a better looking two-dimensional shadow woman who can levitate, by all means, point her out.

Pattybar
Stops to make sure the virus protection is current on the computer and gingerly blows y'all a kiss....

Pattybar
your WIFE is a (less) frequent triple crowner -- so, who is this "girlfriend" -- anyway --- She'd better be either feline or

gone by the time I get home tonight...

moviemaniac2
PMR: "So we win on the Perm" Post-Round (opp): "By the way its not a perm, my hair that is."

Travo
Hey, wasn't that how it worked out in the Illiad? I haven't read it since high school, but as I recall, Paris kills

Achilles. I mean, wouldn't that have been worse to change that? Personally, if I'd been watching it and he'd died fighting a

horde of lava monsters or Dracula or something, I'd have been kinda pissed that they'd mucked it all up. Although, on the

other hand... Lava monsters... Now that's cool...

Rebeccah Sharp
02-01-05, 09:40 AM
I'm not doing anything, Jed. This is merely a proposal. If you have a specific one you want to stay, or multiple specific ones, say why. In addition, I'm proposing keeping probably 5 times the amount I'm proposing to lose, including more than half of yours. So, in other words, which ones are the gems?

edit: It's actually 108 out of 870, so, 1 out of 8 are only being proposed as lost.

patio11
02-01-05, 09:48 AM
Can I have the T quote? Thats my favorite. I'll go to the toss pile and nix three, because at least three can afford to die.

Patrick McKenzie

skibum
02-01-05, 09:55 AM
About the only one I would make an argument on this list is Mumper's fiat expert quote. It's short, to the point, kind of funny, and anyone should get it. Other than that, good ridance to all of them.

J

AhhAlegra
02-01-05, 10:24 AM
Ones I think should stay:

Scooter: bagpipes (it makes me giggle)

lucid: edited to appear (funny, and needed guidance to would be-editors)

energetiq: solvency turn for stupidity (I thought it was kinda clever)

seoulman: patrick loves japan (it's true!!)

isamuel: blaaargh AND wizard with the ladies! (I like both! what!)

patio11: auto-eroticism (an intelligent comment)

I also wish we could keep Jatkins' debate poem around, but it's too long for a QOTM. And I have a strange affection for "Boom-cha," but I can't back it up.

Alan
02-01-05, 11:54 AM
I like my cookie quote. It's short, funny and you're keeping the quote where Caity describes the cookie, so it only seems fair.

Like Dre, I have an odd affection for Boom-cha.

The rest can go.

Alan

Rebeccah Sharp
02-01-05, 11:56 AM
I like my cookie quote. It's short, funny and you're keeping the quote where Caity describes the cookie, so it only seems fair.

The problem is that you don't see Caity's quote to give the context. The quote generator is random.

Alan
02-01-05, 12:02 PM
I know. But I still think the quote stands alone.

thedancingbear
02-01-05, 12:12 PM
I think Matt's "big fucking bomb" quote is funny. I do not think the fiat quote is funny. I agree with the stuff Andrea said. :)

ijs

Rebeccah Sharp
02-01-05, 12:40 PM
My basic plan is, if there's dissent between comments, to put those few quotes to a vote. (Not anyone who dissents with my initial list, that was all to create "think pieces").

For my part, I really don't like the Blahaarag quote. I don't think it makes any sense at all outside of its context, and it's not funny.
I too like discotheque, and don't know why. It was the one i switched between keep and go the most.

pdano
02-01-05, 01:39 PM
I like discotheque as well.

Dan

Brendo
02-01-05, 01:40 PM
I'd like a trophy for being the most frequently seen QOTM personality and having the fewest throwaways.

skibum
02-01-05, 05:49 PM
Originally posted by pdano
I like discotheque as well.

Dan
My boy's whipped.

Yeah, I said it.

:hide

J

pdano
02-01-05, 05:58 PM
And with the misogynist trifecta quote on its way out, the last vestiges of assertiveness in my personality slip away...

Dan

Cait Ross
02-01-05, 08:44 PM
I like Alan's cookie quote too. But I am a little biased.

patio11
02-01-05, 08:50 PM
I like the bomb quote. That never fails to get a belly laugh. Not that it matters that much, because I don't have much of a belly. More of a collapsed lung laugh, really. Heh heh *wheez*.

Patrick McKenzie

Arabian Knight
02-03-05, 01:00 AM
We really need to keep Scott's Gay Porn quote, I'm biased since I was the one who quoted him out of context, but I just really like that quote when its completely out of place.

Also, keep: Turn, circles good. (Ian)
and the autoeroticism & T quote (pat)

syphos
02-03-05, 08:52 AM
I don't know, I think Brendan's QOTM about me was intended to hurt my feelings. I cried. I then also consulted Darryl about writing a song about it. We formed a band called: "Debaters with Feelings."

Smartthrob
02-04-05, 01:33 AM
NotAnOrganMatt
Hello. Our investigation is complete. It did not take long. The noise was caused by a big fucking bomb. Later.

scooter
bagpipes: Sex symbol

patio11
Your students are the European Union? I feel sorry for you. France is insufferably arrogant because he was the soccer captain at prep school, and he and his best buddy Germany hog all of the class time while telling that diligent student Poland to shut up and sit in the corner. Half of the rest of the class is too stoned to care. Great Britain, on the other hand, is so disgusted with the lot that he would rather be hanging with his childhood buddy in that other class, America (well, OK, Great Britain spent most of their childhood pounding the tar out of him but they're largely over it), who consistently manages to keep getting himself elected to all the leadership positions even though he's got a nasty case of bipolar disorder (he seems to be in a "Red" phase for about four more years, after that, God only knows).
(DONT TOSS THIS ONE!)

patio11
The Israelis would LOVE a reanimating Zombie Arafat. Then they could kill him again, and again, and again. And the international community wouldn't be able to complain, because he is already dead. It would be Sharon's first order of business every morning -- "How are we going to kill Arafat today? Have we tried smothering him in hot fudge and kittens yet? No? Well, lets try, should be interesting. Alright, now about those settlements..."

bnm
Um, I just now realized that Tiny owes me a Jello fight.

Arabian Knight
Travis, the flag burning amendment isn't going to die. Its like the This or That thread of congress.

lucid
EDITED FOR ME TO APPEAR A PERSON IN CONTROL OF HIMSELF

Arabian Knight
Why must every thread degenerate into an intelligent discussion, rather than being what it was intended to be: warrantless,
testosterone-filled smack-talking

Seoulman
Damn Patrick. I love you boy, but you got to stop inserting Japan into EVERYTHING!

ISamuel
My next response is Blaaarrgghhaaaraaaggg!!!

I vote that these ones stay.

Smartthrob
02-04-05, 01:34 AM
But, perhaps some of the capitalization/spelling could be corrected?

-Nicole

patio11
02-04-05, 01:38 AM
I would appreciate having the Arafat quote go. Although I think it was hilarious, he is dead and best forgotten. People seem to like my EU swipe, so if you want to keep that go right ahead.

Oh, and the flag-burning quote is priceless. Thats got to stay.

Patrick McKenzie

Smartthrob
02-04-05, 01:45 AM
Aw, I love the Arafat quote... I know he's now dead, but that doesn't preclude him from being a zombie!

-Nicole

Vassar
02-04-05, 05:41 PM
I'm with jEd. Why remove any of them?

skibum
02-04-05, 07:02 PM
Because they piss me off. Some are just plain retarded, some refer to people and jokes that have long since been outdated, and yet others take 17 minutes to read in order to get to a lame-ass joke.

That's why.

J

Intellectual Fugitive
02-08-05, 12:23 PM
:hearhear

The quotes between me and Tiny are really not understood outside of that thread.

Well, I guess the one about him owing me a Jello fight is just funny. Plus, he does owe me one still. So I would like to keep that one.

I think a lot of them need to go because, as already stated, they are outdated and old.

I would like to see new quotes. Lots of them. These meaningless ones pollute the possibility of seeing awesomely cool ones that EVERYONE gets.

Smartthrob
02-08-05, 12:39 PM
I recently tried to add two quotes, but they have yet to show up. Are the QOTMs moderated?

-Nicole

Rebeccah Sharp
02-08-05, 01:37 PM
They are. I'd stopped paying attention because of our little vote. Thanks for the heads up.

Smartthrob
02-08-05, 01:45 PM
No problem.

-Nicole

Seoulman
02-08-05, 09:32 PM
Save my quote about Patio. It's a new one someone submitted and Patio will always insert Japan everywhere. It seems to be his job or something.

scooter
02-08-05, 09:51 PM
"Some are just plain retarded"

Sorry to interject but this expression is right up there with "that's so gay" (although Glen's t-shirt on the use of the same rocks.)

I'm sure it's not the intent but its not cool for mental disabilities to be used in such a trite manner.

S

Rebeccah Sharp
02-08-05, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by Seoulman
Save my quote about Patio. It's a new one someone submitted and Patio will always insert Japan everywhere. It seems to be his job or something.

But is it really funny to make an obvious factual observation? I mean, it's not like you were funny about phrasing it

patio11
02-08-05, 10:31 PM
Patio will always insert Japan everywhere. It seems to be his job or something.

Now if you want to QOTM something, QOTM that, because its unintentionally true. In my defense, it really *is* my job -- the quid pro quo I have with my boss is that I can use NB during work hours if and only if it advances Softopia's educational mission (I got similar explicit permission to visit video game websites when they had me write up the MMORPG economy report last October -- that project is over and the permission has lapsed). I write those really big CP briefs on company time and it gets a line item in my weekly/monthly "what have you done for us lately" reports ("Assisted international PR/education efforts: produced educational materials for American college students and professors interested in foreign policy, N hours, no budget expenditure.") Its classified as a medium-priority ongoing project by the decisionmakers here -- if I have no immediate-term projects and go over to the boss and say "Boss, I'm bored, give me something to do", he would pull out my last report and say "Great job, Patrick, now go produce more educational materials.", and dismiss me.

Now, the random Japan anecdotes on threads not in On Case -- thats just me ;)

Patrick McKenzie

patio11
02-10-05, 08:26 PM
Somebody just quoted me w/ regard to llamas. Llamas are not kittens, and the quote is just completely unfunny out of context of a thread which will pass from our collective memory, lets see, negative two days from now. It doesn't even make sense. Kill it.

Patrick McKenzie

Rebeccah Sharp
02-10-05, 08:40 PM
you don't have to exclusively quote kittens. I didn't even see the thread when i validated the quote, and I thought it was hilarious. I vote to keep it.

skibum
02-10-05, 09:42 PM
I didn't read the thread either, but read the quote, and yes, it is funny - spirit murder is always a funny impact...

J

stannard67
02-13-05, 10:04 AM
PLEASE dump:

"*tongues scooter *reconsiders *does it again, this time with more spirit"
-TheJuiceBox

patio11
02-21-05, 08:36 PM
So are we actually going to cut some of these? Or is this thread going to be the flag burning amendment of the Site Ideas forum?

Patrick McKenzie

Intellectual Fugitive
02-22-05, 02:59 PM
:hearhear

Intellectual Fugitive
02-22-05, 04:15 PM
But they add so much clutter. Some of the quotes are completely not funny and just confuse everyone.

Some of them add nothing to the history of the site.

TheRyanKing
03-03-05, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by DB8 MissingLink
I vote that we should keep them all because they aren't hurting anyone and they have nostogliac value. That's my vote.

:hearhear

stannard67
03-05-05, 06:38 PM
I propose that we cut every quote from *******.

stannard

stannard67
03-05-05, 06:39 PM
Sorry, couldn't help it, it's like an addiction. An addiction to stupidity.

stannard

patio11
04-11-05, 10:35 PM
So is this promised culling of the quotes going to happen or what?

Patrick McKenzie

steinguitar
05-03-05, 10:58 PM
Originally posted by stannard67
PLEASE dump:

"*tongues scooter *reconsiders *does it again, this time with more spirit"
-TheJuiceBox

I'm actually a fan of that one. This site needs to keep the remnants of Kyle's insanity in whatever forms possible.